thneed

Definition

A useless product which is advertised as being needed by everybody, but which in fact no one needs.

Etymology

Coined in 1972 by Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel in the children's book The Lorax.

Example Sentences

• "Do You Really, I Mean REALLY, Need a Thneed?"
• "I needed orange juice, a toothbrush, a blood transfusion, a Bloody Mary, Abigale Ponders, Leslie Cunningham, a Thneed, someone to watch over me, a miracle every day—anything but a moment of truth between myself and Zelmo Swift."
• "Call now—the remarkable 'thneed' is available only while supplies last...”"