johnson

/ˈd͡ʒɑnsən/

UK: /ˈd͡ʒɒnsən/

johnson

English Noun Top 2,658

American (Lessac) (medium)

Female 0.7s

American (Amy) (medium)

Female 0.9s

American (Ryan) (medium)

Male 0.7s

Definition

Penis.

Compare the use of other men’s names as slang terms for the penis, e.g. peter and others listed in that entry.

"Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!"